Details of Charlie Sheen's Death On Two And A Half Men Revealed!

This sounds really strange, I can't see how it's going to work.

Charlie Sheen's character on Two And A Half Men is set to exit the series in a bloody death. After quitting the top earning show, and ending things on an extremely bad note with Director Chuck Lorre, Charlie is now set to die in a subway accident.

Snaps have been released of his funeral, which sees his iconic bowling shirts and shorts hanginfg up inside a church.

Now new details have emerged revealing Charlie will die a violent death when he is mowed down by a subway train in Paris.

The funeral set.

During the same episode, Ashton Kutcher will enter the series for the first time, introducing himself as an internet billionaire named Walter Schmidt, who ends up buying Charlie's Malibu beach house.

According to TMZ, sources at last night's taping revealed Charlie's character married Rose when they went to Paris in last season's finale.

But Rose will tell his family and friends that things didn't work out when she caught him in the shower with another woman.

At the funeral she reveals the day after the shower incident she and Charlie were waiting for a Paris subway train when Charlie "slipped" and was violently cut to pieces by the train. I.E bosses want to make it look like Rose pushed Charlie, and will be able to get away with it.

Will Ashton be able to pull it off?

Apparently the debut episode will also feature celebrity guest stars such as Jenny McCarthy and John Stamos.
Jenny played one of his exes in the show, who broke up with him after becoming tired of having sex with him.

Meanwhile Charlie has been lined up to star in a new show based on the movie Anger Management. Charlie will play Jack Nicholson's character, an anger management coach who has some psycological issues himself.

New Two And A Half Men Ad With Ashton Kutcher

I still have no idea how this is going to work!

We have finally been given a glimpse of what Ashton Kutcher's character is going to look like as Charlie Sheen's replacement on Two and A Half Men.

The first promo shots have been released, and as you can see Chuck Lorre isn't trying to differenciate between the two actors just yet. The creators of the show have literally swapped Ashton for Charlie in this pic of the three characters singing into a microphone in front of a red curtain.

The advert comes ahead of the highly anticipated new series, with Ashton in the lead role following Charlie's sacking, earlier this year. Although nobody knows what character he is set to play just yet.

Either way Ashton is happy. He recently said this is his biggest career move:

"I've never probably in my 13 years in show business received more phone calls and e-mails from people congratulating me on this job. You'd almost think I won the lottery or something, which I kind of did. I've got the best job in showbusiness, and I am ecstatic about that."

"I can't wait to get to work with this ridiculously talented 2.5 team and I believe we can fill the stage with laughter that will echo in viewers' homes. I can't replace Charlie Sheen, but I'm going to work my ass off to entertain the hell out of people!"

The No Strings Attached star will earn a whopping $1m per episode for the top-rated comedy. Which seems insane to me, since he's not that great of an actor!

The new series will air in September, so far rumours have been that Ashton's character will move into Charlie's Malibu home after he dies, others think he will play his long lost son. Any ideas?

Charlie Sheen To Front New Series Based On 'Anger Management'

This sounds perfect for him!

Charlie Sheen has agreed a deal to star in a new series, which is based on the 2003 comedy Anger Management.

The troubled actor revealed the news today, joking that the role is quite ironic:

"I chose Anger Management because, while it might be a big stretch for me to play a guy with serious anger management issues, I think it is a great concept"

Charlie is set for his big TV comeback, playing a self-help instructor played in the film by Jack Nicholson.  The show is being produced by Mad Men producer Lionsgate, but no executive producer has signed on for the series just yet.

Charlie said he is grateful to have some creative control again, after being fired from the highly succesful Two and A Half Men: "It also provides me with real ownership in the series, a certain amount of creative control ."

Charlie Sheen Wants Full Custody Of Twins

These poor children have no chance!

Just as the news comes that Charlie Sheen's soon to be ex-wife, has headed to rehab, it is being reported that he will be seeking full custody of his twin boys! reportedly plans to legally challenge his child custody arrangement with ex Brooke Mueller.

According to gossip site TMZ,  Sheen's lawyer Mark Gross informed Mueller's attorney today that Sheen plans to attempt to secure full custody of the boys. Apparently his lawyer will ask the judge in the case to reconsider the agreement and to strip Brooke of both legal and physical custody of the children in light of her recent return to rehab.

And get this!! The former Two and a Half Men star wants to end his obligation to pay Mueller child support. But on the other side Mueller's attorney is reportedly planning to seek full child custody for his client and is pushing the court to have Sheen psychologically evaluated.

I feel so sorry for Bob and Max!! Sort your life out guys!

Charlie Sheen Says He Wants Mila Kunis To Move In!

This guy just gets more insane every day!

Charlie Sheen has said that he would like Mila Kunis to move in with him and his two 'Goddesses'!

The former Two and a Half Men star said that his live-in partners Bree Olsen and Natalie Kenly would like the Black Swan actress to be living in their home! During one of his sold out 'Violent Torpedo of Truth' shows Charlie told the crowd of his new infatuation:

"Here's the good news - my goddesses have already f**king approved her. She's pre-approved! I would have great tolerance for many missing items provided it involves Mila f**king Kunis. If Mila Kunis is stealing your s**t, trust me, you're still f**king winning, you're still winning at that moment."

Charlie then went on to tell the audience how he plans to get the 27-year-old to move in to his Malibu pad:

"You know what I'm gonna do? I'm going to go on her Facebook page and discover her likes. I'm going to buy them all and then she can come steal them. A super f**king hot thief named Mila Kunis. 'Mila, please, we have a warehouse full of your favourite s**t for you to steal in Sherman Oaks'."

Although he did admit that he tried to have three girlfriends at the same time before, when he included ex-wife Brooke Mueller in his circle of Goddesses:

"I tried f**king three. It doesn't work."

This guy seems more insane every day!

Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller Come To An Extremely Strict Custody Agreement!

It looks like Charlie Sheen is trying to get his life back together, and he has a few tough rules to follow.

He, and his ex-wife Brooke Mueller, have been battling it out to get custody of their two-year-old twins Bob and Max, and now a judge has settled an agreement. According to documents filed in LA County Superior Court, the former 'Two And A Half Men' star will care the children on alternate weekends for the first two months, with their stay being extended to Monday in the following eight week period.

TMZ claims that Sheen will then be entitled to an extra weekday with the children providing that both he and Mueller refrain from consuming alcohol and pass random drug tests, which will be administered three times a month. Sheen and Muller, who are currently getting divorced after 2 years of marriage, must have nannies with them during these visitation periods.

On top of that, Charlie's new girlfriends, the 'Goddesses' are banned from making public displays of affections toward the boys! Also, neither of the former couple can be photographed around Bob and Max with a love interest.


Wow... Good luck with that!